🔊 I Wanna Talk About Me! 🔊

PiperWilson

Toby Keith anyone?

This is the place to tell us all about yourself and what makes you tick. Here are some talking points to get you started. Feel free to use as many or as few of these as you like. If you have something else to say, go for it!

1. Are you an early bird or night owl?
2. You have to sing karaoke. What song do you pick?
3. If you had to delete all but three apps from your smartphone, which ones would you keep?
4. Teleportation or flying?
5. What is your cellphone wallpaper?
6. If you could magically become fluent in any language, what would it be?
7. Would you rather live in the ocean or on the moon?
8. What movie do you think everyone should watch?
9. Who is your favorite Disney or comic book character?
10. What is your earliest memory?

BobRoss

My name is Bob Ross. I'm a painter. I used to be in the Air Force. I learned how to paint while I was stationed in Alaska. That's why most of my paintings have mountains and evergreen trees.

My favorite color is green.

After I left the Air Force, I permed my hair so I could save money on haircuts. Eventually, that's the way people expected me to look and I couldn't change it. At the end, I hated it.

PiperWilson

Okay, time to tell this small corner of the world about me. Most of my hair is silver, but I put a color depositing conditioner on it to turn it 💞 kittens 💞 . I used to be an air traffic controller in the military in the government. I have two grown children who are neurodivergent. They are both a cross between grown men and uncertain 15-year-olds.

I live with my partner, who has seven children. Three of them are young; we call them the littles. He made it possible for a couple who could not have children on their own to have them. They know him as Dad, but their Moms are raising them. The youngest of those he raised just turned 18.

We live in a suburb of Austin, TX. We have ten chickens that scare me, so I stay away from them.

Now, let me tackle this list.

1. I am most definitely a night owl unless I'm in school. When I'm in school, I want to go to bed early and wake up early to study. I don't know why it doesn't work that way the rest of the time.
2. I'd sing "Stand" by Rascal Flatts for my karaoke song.
3. I would keep the following three apps on my phone: Fantastical, Carcassone, and my text message app.
4. I would choose teleportation over flying, but I'd be a little sad about it. I used to fly unaccompanied as a very young girl, and it was the only time I could ever have as much soda as I wanted. So, despite the discomforts of flying these days, I usually enjoy it.
5. I don't have a cell phone wallpaper. I found them distracting, so I took a picture with my thumb pressed against the lens to get a black image. I used that.
6. If I could, I would become fluent in Spanish because I live in Texas. It's a pragmatic choice. If I were going to choose for fun, I think I'd choose Japanese.
7. I would rather live in the ocean, near the light and so I could see colors. I wouldn't want to live in the brown sea, like the Gulf of Mexico near Texas. ICK!
8. I think everyone should watch "The King's Speech." That's my current choice. If you ask me on a different day, you might get a different answer.
9. My favorite comic book character is Wonder Woman - especially the Lynda Carter version. LOL
10. I think my earliest memory is visiting my grandparents' house. I distinctly remember not knowing who this man was and hiding from him. The thing is, my grandfather had been around my entire life. I think I might have been two or three in this memory.

Bacon

Hi folks! I'm Bacon. I smell good and I'm tasty, too!

This is me as a young'n.

Check out my profile for one of my current pictures. 🤣

I don't need a birthday. There's a celebratory day for everyone to dedicate some time to me all across the US - National Bacon Day! Unfortunately, it's going to be a while, but mark December 30 on your calendars!

Twenty-one percent of Americans say if they could, they’d eat [bacon] every day for the rest of their lives, according to a survey from National Today. Eighteen percent say it’s their favorite food, and 16 percent say they can’t live without it.

It's hard to type with cloven hooves, so I won't answer all the prompts, but I do want to say that everyone should definitely see "Charlotte's Web."

PottedMeat

I am a spammer. Piper doesn't want to let members use the "Spam" report feature because she's seen members use it to harass others in the past. Therefore, she can't do anything about me!

PiperWilson

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