Bob Ross Lipsum Generator
I can't get to the actual page because the connection isn't secure for some reason, but I was able to find it on the Internet Archive Wayback Machine. Here's the page - Bob Ross Lipsum.
Here are 15 paragraphs, without HTML, but you can get <p> tags if you want them.
This is an example of what you can do with just a few things, a little imagination and a happy dream in your heart. Nothing's gonna make your husband or wife madder than coming home and having a snow-covered dinner. This is probably the greatest thing that's ever happened in my life.
Remember how free clouds are. They just lay around in the sky all day long. You can get away with a lot. Work on one thing at a time. Don't get carried away - we have plenty of time. This is the way you take out your frustrations. If you don't think every day is a good day - try missing a few. You'll see. Be so very light. Be a gentle whisper.
The shadows are just like the highlights, but we're going in the opposite direction. Those great big fluffy clouds. A little happy sunlight shining through there.
You have to make these big decisions. You're meant to have fun in life. It's a super day, so why not make a beautiful sky? That's crazy. We'll put all the little clouds in and let them dance around and have fun.
It just happens - whether or not you worried about it or tried to plan it. Painting should do one thing. It should put happiness in your heart. You want your tree to have some character. Make it special. Don't fight it, use what happens. Just go back and put one little more happy tree in there.
The light is your friend. Preserve it. From all of us here, I want to wish you happy painting and God bless, my friends. There we go. Don't forget to tell these special people in your life just how special they are to you.
Look at them little rascals. Maybe he has a little friend that lives right over here. There comes a nice little fluffer. We'll make some happy little bushes here. Every single thing in the world has its own personality - and it is up to you to make friends with the little rascals.
They say everything looks better with odd numbers of things. But sometimes I put even numbers—just to upset the critics. We can fix anything. Don't fiddle with it all day.
I can't think of anything more rewarding than being able to express yourself to others through painting. We wash our brush with odorless thinner. Maybe there's a happy little Evergreen that lives here. So often we avoid running water, and running water is a lot of fun.
I thought today we would do a happy little picture. There he comes. Play with the angles. I really recommend you use odorless thinner or your spouse is gonna run you right out into the yard and you'll be working by yourself. This is your world, whatever makes you happy you can put in it. Go crazy. This is the fun part
Everybody's different. Trees are different. Let them all be individuals. Every day I learn. There are no limits in this world.
You need the dark in order to show the light. Now then, let's play. Only think about one thing at a time. Don't get greedy. Put your feelings into it, your heart, it's your world. Let's have a happy little tree in here. This is a fantastic little painting.
Van Dyke Brown is a very nice brown, it's almost like a chocolate brown. We'll throw some old gray clouds in here just sneaking around and having fun. In your world you can create anything you desire. Trees get lonely too, so we'll give him a little friend.
I'm gonna start with a little Alizarin crimson and a touch of Prussian blue Happy painting, God bless. The only thing worse than yellow snow is green snow. See. We take the corner of the brush and let it play back-and-forth. Volunteering your time; it pays you and your whole community fantastic dividends.
Let your imagination just wonder around when you're doing these things. The man who does the best job is the one who is happy at his job. I think there's an artist hidden in the bottom of every single one of us. It's important to me that you're happy. It takes dark in order to show light. That's what makes life fun. That you can make these decisions. That you can create the world that you want.
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